2 x 11
Why is two times ten the same as two times eleven?
Because two times ten is twenty, and two times eleven is twenty, too!
Nothing
One day an English grammar teacher was looking ill. A student asked, “What’s the matter?“Tense” answered the teacher, describing how he felt. The student paused, then continued, “What was the matter? What has been the matter? What might have been the matter……..?
Grade
Father : How are your grades, son?
Son : Under water, Dad.
Father : Under water? What do you mean?
Son: They’re below C level
Why is two times ten the same as two times eleven?
Because two times ten is twenty, and two times eleven is twenty, too!
Nothing
Headmaster : I’ve had complaints about you, Johny from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johny : Nothing, Sir.
Headmaster : exactly.
One day an English grammar teacher was looking ill. A student asked, “What’s the matter?“Tense” answered the teacher, describing how he felt. The student paused, then continued, “What was the matter? What has been the matter? What might have been the matter……..?
Grade
Father : How are your grades, son?
Son : Under water, Dad.
Father : Under water? What do you mean?
Son: They’re below C level
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