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A joke for teacher

2 x 11

Why is two times ten the same as two times eleven?
Because two times ten is twenty, and two times eleven is twenty, too!


Nothing

Headmaster : I’ve had complaints about you, Johny from all your teachers. What have you been doing?

Johny : Nothing, Sir.

Headmaster : exactly.

Tense
One day an English grammar teacher was looking ill. A student asked, “What’s the matter?“Tense” answered the teacher, describing how he felt. The student paused, then continued, “What was the matter? What has been the matter? What might have been the matter……..?

Grade

Father : How are your grades, son?
Son : Under water, Dad.
Father : Under water? What do you mean?
Son: They’re below C level
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